holysheerios:

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

For those of you who are wondering why my blog is filled with constant mango shenanigans, THIS is why. After receiving literally hundreds of pictures of these dreaded fruits, I would like to tell you, now I could identify these things in my sleep. You can stop sending me them now. And, for the record, nearly a year later:
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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

k-sainty:

When people forget there’s more to shipping characters than just the sex.

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stairs-to-nowhere:

the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

j-a-s-u:

My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.

I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…

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I give up arting forever

What the hell

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

arocketumbler:

glorious

princecolbalt:

Aoba and the boyfriends crayon style

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

maple-unicorns:

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr’s gender community is literally the dumbest fucking community I’ve ever stumbled upon. 

They want to be recognized and taken seriously, they want to further their rights and gain the equality they deserve. This is completely reasonable, oppression is not fucking fun. I’ve been fucked with for a long ass time due to being gay, I know what fucking oppression is. The LGBTQ+ communtiy has come this far by peaceful protest and showing that we’re just as human as everyone else. 

Then these stupid little piss whipes come in and toss shit everywhere. Their strategy is literally this: 

"We want to gain equal rights and show the world that we’re people too! So we’re going to be as rude, aggressive, and immature as possible in order to obtain this! If people get offended by us saying "Cis-scum", then we’ll tell them that means they’re a privileged piss baby!" 

Are you fucking dense? Do you honestly think this will work? The world won’t take you seriously, the world won’t accept you, the world will think you’re batshit insane and try to push you down even more. You are working against the years of progress the trans movement has worked for. You are ebbing away at what so many people fought for out of your sheer stubbornness and stupidity. 

Fuck you. 

intensely 

Artist:
Carlito
Track:
Go! Go! Carlito (Who's That Boy)
Plays:
234 lectures

randomdraggon:

My nickname for Carlos is Carlito….

benedict-the-cumbercookie:

Benedict Cumberbatch being interviewed by Josh Horowitz for mtv.com

SDCC (7/24/14)

thank you britishmenarehot and benedictervention

Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.

» JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

kingcheddarxvii:

Fund the hell out of this

» So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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